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This is my favorite
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when someone types “leggo!” instead of “lets go”


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Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

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i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

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14 hours ago 148,392 notes


"break a leg" i say as you walk onto the stage

you trip and break your neck

you didnt do as i instructed

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14 hours ago 56,726 notes


Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply


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14 hours ago 147,363 notes


how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
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i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

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14 hours ago 194,947 notes


people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not

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if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

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some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

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