why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif
oh that’s why ok
me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye
im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason
it’s one of those “I’m really lonely and I just want someone to kiss my neck and tell me how beautiful I am” kind of nights.